W0: CURFEW

[battling]

we are all bastards here

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[decaptych]

[ Boy Scouts and being in jail for 23049429 years. ]

Yeah? What else hidden skills you got?

[battling]

Huntin', planning, leadership, gettin' Owen and Mithra to do anything, jewelry appraisal.

[decaptych]

I feel like this is a really weird skillset to have.

[battling]

I'm older than ya I can do whatever I want.

[decaptych]

This means nothing to me!

[battling]

Work on your own skills!

[decaptych]

Knife throwing. Athletic jumps. People-tossing. Evading angry kitchen chefs with knives.

[battling]

[He looks a little wistful at "angry kitchen chefs with knives"]

[decaptych]

What?

[battling]

[Nero..............]

What?

[decaptych]

You just spaced out for a second.

[battling]

No I didn't.

[decaptych]

Yeah you did.

[ He thinks briefly about nagging at him about it but then he remembers the whole hostage situation. ]

Anyway, I guess if we're gonna be stuck here, may as well take our sweet time looking at these guns and knives and shit.

[battling]

[What do you want from him? You want to hear another long form lovemail about Nero?]

Got a favorite style of knife?

[decaptych]

[ If it helps Bradley cope, sure he'll withstand his lovemailing. ]

Yeah, combat. But I can make a kitchen knife work.

[battling]

[please don't make him do this when Nero may or may not be watching.]

You one of the knife thieves?

[decaptych]

Nah! I have my own knife, I don't need to take one of theirs.

[battling]

It's basically a small sword.

[decaptych]

Stop! Maybe you're just too small for it, sorcerers are pretty big in general you know? Regular kitchen knives work just fine for me!

[battling]

You're the size of a small tree.

[decaptych]

So untrue. Trees are way bigger.

[battling]

A small tree.

[decaptych]

What does that make you, half-pint? A sprout?

[battling]

Never call me vegetation ever again.

[decaptych]

This is the stupidest thing you've said to me!