I was just saying. You were so paranoid about the doors closing, but we can all assume what's probably going to happen. Could be me, could be you, could be whoever decided to hang around the butterfly garden when this happened. [He peers at Aikawa.] A... daycare. Dunno. Hotel might have daycare. The afterlife might just be forcing you to become kitchen staff.
Yeah, I know. Just you know, hoping it isn't. Really could do without all that whole murderhands thing again! Everyone should be like 'oh, less murder? Thank you very much!'.
[ Beat pause. ]
Oh no. If it's the kitchen, they're gonna beat my ass. Real hell.
[ You're very respectful to me to assume I know enough to think this is OOC but Jason could tell me he went to clown school and that's where he learned the art of vigilantism and I'd be like OK! ]
Why, he up in the ranks in terms of kitchen staff?
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Well. They've come out alive.
[:)
Mostly.]
I was just saying. You were so paranoid about the doors closing, but we can all assume what's probably going to happen. Could be me, could be you, could be whoever decided to hang around the butterfly garden when this happened. [He peers at Aikawa.] A... daycare. Dunno. Hotel might have daycare. The afterlife might just be forcing you to become kitchen staff.
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[ Sitting here grumbling with a slight shrug. ]
Yeah, I know. Just you know, hoping it isn't. Really could do without all that whole murderhands thing again! Everyone should be like 'oh, less murder? Thank you very much!'.
[ Beat pause. ]
Oh no. If it's the kitchen, they're gonna beat my ass. Real hell.
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[Being dead is, like, the bar since Jason has been a teenager, it's fine.]
Most people are probably like "less murder," but-- [He squints.] Reminder to us not to get rid of you so you don't end up in the kitchen afterlife.
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Aww, thanks. You care enough not to let me go to hell's kitchen?
[ Somehow it feels like that should be censored. ]
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Oo. Bad neighborhood. But if you went, you could say hi to my pal Murdock for me. He'd take care of you.
[This seems like I'm really OOC here, but I have to clarify, Matthew was in Jason's other game, so I'm not being weird!!!
Can't make a Daredevil joke, though, because Jason doesn't know about that... :pensive:]
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Why, he up in the ranks in terms of kitchen staff?
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Oh yeah. He’s familiar with Hell’s Kitchen; lives there. He’s a lawyer. You get into trouble, he’ll get you out.
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Is 'Hell's Kitchen' a real place you're from?