Suitedreams: Bucky

[battling]

metal man man me a hand

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[battling]

What? We had baby monitors.

[frostythehitman]

Baby monitors?

[battling]

It ain't weirder than your thing.

We were stuck in daycare.

[frostythehitman]

[ outright snickering now ]

Daycare?

[battling]

[He looks so annoyed. What a bad time.]

All we got were animal crackers and applesauce for weeks.

[frostythehitman]

Did you have to do finger painting and naptime too?

[battling]

Ugh. What was yours like? You had crayon drawings.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah, and we were all in this sterile white castle. But other than that? It was alright. And we could go outside, experience our own version of whatever new location showed up that week.

[battling]

Why did I get stuck in daycare for weeks?

[ GRUMBLES ]

[frostythehitman]

I dunno, but I gotta say, I like not getting the short end of the stick for once.

[battling]

Ugh. If this place's idea of purgatory is another waiting room I'm gonna lose it.

[frostythehitman]

Then just don't get killed. Easy enough, right?

[battling]

Yeah, real easy.

[frostythehitman]

Maybe don't take advice from me, though, I've died three times now. I'm not the best at staying alive.

[battling]

I've got two on the record in these places.

[The horse... the mouse...]

[frostythehitman]

Twice inside the murder zone? How'd you pull that off?

[battling]

Got run over by a horse. Then died on one of those trips. Turns out they don't always stop when you die.

[frostythehitman]

Damn, really? I never went on those myself, alive or dead. But I don't think they ever happened to any of the dead, in my round.

[battling]

Only happened the once for our dead.

[Is that bad or good luck.]

[frostythehitman]

Once is better than twice, at least.

[battling]

Yeah. Least we could still contact our dorm heads, but it ain't like we could do exchanges for healin'. No coupons to speed it along.

[frostythehitman]

Ouch. Not like you could get any deader though, right?

[battling]

You can lose an eye though.

[frostythehitman]

...did you?

[ because you sure as hell have both of them now. ]

[battling]

Wasn't me.

[he just died in his graveyard cyoa. it's fine.]