battling | suitedreams: Rupert

don't run me over (with a horse)

You aren't ya sick of 'em after weeks of those things?

It's been months since I've had them, although they're definitely still not high on my list of things I'd choose to eat.

[darkly:] I'm never forgivin' animal crackers.

Ooh... Are they on the same level as vegetables now...?

Nothin' tastes as bad as veggies, but it's a real close second.

You know you can put, like, seasoning or sauce on them to make them taste better, right? Dressing, too.

[uuugh]

Don't sound like Nero.

Your husband sounds like a smart man.

[now he's just teasing.]

He is, but he ain't right about veggies.

Ohh... Marital strife...

He's sneakin' 'em in when I ain't lookin'.

[gasps]

Treachery!

Rude as hell.

Deeply sorry for the betrayal you've undergone.

Ya should be.