battling | suitedreams: Rupert

don't run me over (with a horse)

This one's smooth to me.

[He's had centuries of drinking this swill]

I guess you must be used to it by now...

's one of my favorite drinks.

Are you still allowed to have it in prison?

I'm a Sage's Wizard. I get to walk around some despite bein' a prisoner.

—Oh, you get to leave? That's good!

The twins still watch me, but it's nicer than bein' cooped up for a century.

Yeah, for sure! Never take fresh air for granted.

Trust me, I don't.

[Not after being locked up for so long.]

What's the first thing you're going to do once you're really, actually free?

Form a new bandit group.

You don't want to even, like, take a very short break from doing something illegal?

I have to do so much community service right now.

Serving the community is a good thing!

I wanna steal.

[It's more fun]

I know you do.

[ He would sure love to do what he wants!! ]