Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

I'm already nice to him!

[battling]

Fiiine. I'll be nice for Miss Ghost.

[decaptych]

Just for Manwol, huh. Not for him?

[ Just snickering. ]

[battling]

I don't care about the Couch Thief.

[decaptych]

Maybe you can steal back a couch from him and add it to your million and a half couches as retribution.

Which, by the way, I feel like I almost understand why you were so pissed about the couch.

[battling]

Stuff doesn't come outta these rooms.

Only almost?

[ Why does he live like this, I hate him. Who needs this many couches??? ]

[decaptych]

I'm being sarcastic, dick! Why do you have so many couches?

[battling]

I can have as many couches as I want!

[help me]

[decaptych]

But why?! Why?!

[battling]

Why not?!

[decaptych]

You don't even have a bed? Did Wiwaldi teach you nothing?

[battling]

I slept on the couch!

[decaptych]

Your back, Bradley!

[battling]

What?

[ He's too confused to yell. ]

[decaptych]

How are you not a shrimp at this point with your couch sleeping habits!

[battling]

I'm just built different!

[decaptych]

Ohhh, the privileges of being old, and the curse of becoming a shrimp when you turn one thousand...

[battling]

I ain't gonna be a shrimp!

[decaptych]

I curse you to shrimp.

[battling]

Ain't ya magic-less.

[decaptych]

Not totally!

Anyway, I can verbally curse you to shrimp 'cause I know it's gonna happen.

[battling]

I won't turn into a shrimp outta sheer spite.