Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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Weekend 0: Sunday

[battling]

[ Look at this unlizardly man switching out his nice suit for his default questionable taste suit with a jacket over it.

He's also covered in bee stings, but let's not talk about it. ]

How's yer room?

[decaptych]

[ Bradley WHAT DID YOU DO?

It's okay, this also now unlizardly man has tossed his nice clothes in favour of being his usual all-black self, and with a mask to boot! Maybe this mask has superpowers because he clearly is looking and feeling a lot better based on language, though it stutters when Bradley asks about his room. ]

Uhh, it's okay... I guess! Probably better than my actual apartment. I'm nextdoor, weird-bathroom-portal'd with that one purple-haired guy, I kinda feel like he's gonna hog the bathroom.

You?

[battling]

[ Don't fucking worry about it ]

I got stuck with some rude asshole with no manners, but apparently Nero talked about me to him.

The room's nice otherwise.

[decaptych]

Oh yeah?! Wait, what the hell?

Like someone from your world, or?

[ Tell me more. Also he just... ]

Also I see you got fucked up.

[battling]

I don't know that guy. But he knows about me? I guess? Kinda.

[HE SHRUGS]

There were bees in the courtyard.

[decaptych]

Huh. Well that's kinda weird.

Aaaand you fought the bees? Little fisticuffs?

[battling]

Nah, the bees swarmed and knocked us out.

[decaptych]

You got beaten by bees?

[ This is so sad. ]

[battling]

Shut up, ya would've lost too!

[decaptych]

Bees can't get me through my big jacket and gas mask! You should've worn protection if you were gonna go piss off some bees! Why'd you fuck with 'em?!

[battling]

Ya didn't have those til today!

We went out 'cause we heard grindin'. The statues were outta place, and every time we looked away from 'em they came closer. The bees just showed up!

[decaptych]

Yeah, and do you see me picking fights with bees while my shit was missing? No!

Ew, that's creepy though.

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[battling]

Fuck off!

[battling]

[Anyway]

When they touched us, I think it knocked us out. Heard some familiar screamin'.

[decaptych]

Oh.

[ Going right over this 'fuck off' because this is just how they are. ]

Scratch my earlier creepy statement, that's just straight up freaky.

...Was it, like...

[battling]

... It wasn't Nero, but it was a lotta other people I care about.

[decaptych]

Right. Kinda better but worse at the same time.

Just a blip, you think?

[battling]

Dunno. Lasted for an hour.

[decaptych]

You okay now?

[battling]

Besides the stings? Yeah. Just fine.

[decaptych]

That's good I guess. You're not like, bee allergic are you? You can't be dropping dead on me 'cause of bees.

[battling]

If I were allergic to bees I'd already be dead, dumbass.

[decaptych]

I don't know how long it takes for a dude to die by bees.

Worse when you're like, magic and stuff. Maybe you have bee resistance.

[battling]

A swarm of bees?! You think a swarm of bees wouldn't kill an allergic person??

[decaptych]

I never went to bee school! I don't know how many bees it takes to kill a person! Do you even need to be allergic, can't bees kill you even if you're not?!