Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

Right. Kinda better but worse at the same time.

Just a blip, you think?

[battling]

Dunno. Lasted for an hour.

[decaptych]

You okay now?

[battling]

Besides the stings? Yeah. Just fine.

[decaptych]

That's good I guess. You're not like, bee allergic are you? You can't be dropping dead on me 'cause of bees.

[battling]

If I were allergic to bees I'd already be dead, dumbass.

[decaptych]

I don't know how long it takes for a dude to die by bees.

Worse when you're like, magic and stuff. Maybe you have bee resistance.

[battling]

A swarm of bees?! You think a swarm of bees wouldn't kill an allergic person??

[decaptych]

I never went to bee school! I don't know how many bees it takes to kill a person! Do you even need to be allergic, can't bees kill you even if you're not?!

[battling]

There was a bee class! How the fuck should I know, I ain't allergic!

[decaptych]

I didn't go to bee class, I was in daycare! How many classes did you even get to go to when you got run over by a horse so early?

[ Btw he's glad Bradley is okay but here they are, where they always are. ]

[battling]

Shut up! I went to that stupid cat movie class! And the one about therapy!

[decaptych]

Yeah? How'd that work out for you?

[ He remembers... the cat class. That was so cursed now that he thinks about it. He didn't go to the therapy one I don't think because Caiman doesn't think he needs therapy. ]

[battling]

I don't wanna remember that weird ass cat movie.

[Nothing about therapy tho]

[decaptych]

I'm gonna make you remember that weird ass cat movie.

[battling]

Why?!

[decaptych]

Remember those cats, and how they were like, doing cat stuff?

[ Remember when Morbius Morbed all over the place? ]

[battling]

... Were they even' doin' cat stuff?

[decaptych]

I dunno, I've never owned or really seen a 'cat'. Not like the ones you guys got.

[battling]

Didn't Caleb have a cat?

[decaptych]

Oh yeah! Frumpkin was pretty cool.

Looks nothing like stuff in my world though. Less weird.

[battling]

What d'ya even have over there anyway?

[decaptych]

Uhh...

A dude I sorta know has a seven foot cockroach for a pet?

[battling]

It's taller than ya?

[decaptych]

Oh, yeah. It's fucking huge, man. Suuuper freaky.