Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

Told ya nobody's gonna charge ya rent in a cave.

[Anyway, he looks at the stalactites.]

They're supposed to be here. It'd be weird if they weren't.

[decaptych]

Nobody's gonna charge you rent in an abandoned but nice cabin either, dumbass. [ No bite. ] Seriously, you got weird tastes. Half of it's a cave and the other half's like, some rich opulent dude's living room.

[battling]

The whole place is a cave, idiot. [no bite]

It's like they took my mana area and blended it with my room at the manor.

[decaptych]

So like, two places you like? That's pretty nice.

[battling]

They probably couldn't fit the whole lake in here, so the river's the consolation.

[decaptych]

I'd be worried you're gonna drown in your own room lake!

[battling]

D'ya think I can't swim?

[decaptych]

I don't remember if you can swim but I remember you died after fucking around and falling off a roof, so.

[battling]

Stop rememberin' that.

[decaptych]

What'd you say earlier?

'Make me'?

[battling]

It didn't even stick.

[decaptych]

Boo, lame excuse!

Can you even take the gun off the walls?

[battling]

What? Yeah, of course. It's my rifle.

[The same very ornate rifle he's had since he killed the guy who used to have it.

He can even take it out of the room.]

[decaptych]

Oh, so that's not for decoration. Is that the one you shoot people with to make 'em stronger? That's your whole thing, right?

[battling]

It works like a normal rifle 'til I earn my magic back, or whatever the set up is 'round here.

[decaptych]

So it can also fire normal bullets???

[battling]

It's a rifle, of course it can.

[decaptych]

I dunno that, I dunno how guns work!

[battling]

What the fuck.

[decaptych]

What do you mean what the fuck, be nice to me.

[battling]

D'ya not have guns where ya are?

[decaptych]

We do, but I don't really see them. Sorcerers, they just kinda, [ fingergun ] bang bang, you know? And I'm a knife guy myself, never needed to get a gun.

[battling]

[bradley: i am a wizard and i cast gun

Think about how big Aikawa's knife is next to Manwol...]

They're the size of swords for short people y'know.

[decaptych]

Yeah? Maybe you should shoot yourself with a spell of Big.

I can't use knives in your size! I'd cut my hand just trying to hold the handle!

[ Flipping out his knife which he got back and holding it up at him! Look at it, it looks like a large bowie knife, but at least normal large in his hand! ]

[battling]

With what magic?!

[anyway.]

Miss Ghost held that like a sword.