Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

I don't remember if you can swim but I remember you died after fucking around and falling off a roof, so.

[battling]

Stop rememberin' that.

[decaptych]

What'd you say earlier?

'Make me'?

[battling]

It didn't even stick.

[decaptych]

Boo, lame excuse!

Can you even take the gun off the walls?

[battling]

What? Yeah, of course. It's my rifle.

[The same very ornate rifle he's had since he killed the guy who used to have it.

He can even take it out of the room.]

[decaptych]

Oh, so that's not for decoration. Is that the one you shoot people with to make 'em stronger? That's your whole thing, right?

[battling]

It works like a normal rifle 'til I earn my magic back, or whatever the set up is 'round here.

[decaptych]

So it can also fire normal bullets???

[battling]

It's a rifle, of course it can.

[decaptych]

I dunno that, I dunno how guns work!

[battling]

What the fuck.

[decaptych]

What do you mean what the fuck, be nice to me.

[battling]

D'ya not have guns where ya are?

[decaptych]

We do, but I don't really see them. Sorcerers, they just kinda, [ fingergun ] bang bang, you know? And I'm a knife guy myself, never needed to get a gun.

[battling]

[bradley: i am a wizard and i cast gun

Think about how big Aikawa's knife is next to Manwol...]

They're the size of swords for short people y'know.

[decaptych]

Yeah? Maybe you should shoot yourself with a spell of Big.

I can't use knives in your size! I'd cut my hand just trying to hold the handle!

[ Flipping out his knife which he got back and holding it up at him! Look at it, it looks like a large bowie knife, but at least normal large in his hand! ]

[battling]

With what magic?!

[anyway.]

Miss Ghost held that like a sword.

[decaptych]

I dunno! I thought your specialty was buffing! Maybe you missed a letter and your specialty is just being a big bluffer instead!

[ Twirling this knife in his hand. ]

Manwol, right? She's just a small lady to begin with, c'mon.

[battling]

Are ya stupid?! Magical reinforcement is my specialty!

[ anyway ]

Probably a good thing she ain't here.

[decaptych]

So you only affect magic stuff?! Goddammit, Bradley!

[ You failed me Brad! ]

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Yeah.

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But Claude is.

[battling]

I can boost yer morale!

[ how many caffeine shots you want in your ass ]

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Damnit. We gotta be nice to him?

[decaptych]

[ Oh like all the shots you have. ]

You know what, if you can do that, I'll take 'em even if you want to shoot my face to do it.

I mean, nobody said that, but I guess you should.

[battling]

Once I get it back.

[ Narrows his eyes. ]

I said we.

[decaptych]

I'm already nice to him!