Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

Comments

[battling]

... Were they even' doin' cat stuff?

[decaptych]

I dunno, I've never owned or really seen a 'cat'. Not like the ones you guys got.

[battling]

Didn't Caleb have a cat?

[decaptych]

Oh yeah! Frumpkin was pretty cool.

Looks nothing like stuff in my world though. Less weird.

[battling]

What d'ya even have over there anyway?

[decaptych]

Uhh...

A dude I sorta know has a seven foot cockroach for a pet?

[battling]

It's taller than ya?

[decaptych]

Oh, yeah. It's fucking huge, man. Suuuper freaky.

[battling]

Are ya scared of bugs?

[decaptych]

I don't gotta be scared of bugs to know a seven foot cockroach shouldn't exist. You think they should exist? I don't!

[battling]

Course there are giant bugs. [ A horrible truth about North, apparently ] That's normal, ain't it?

[decaptych]

Well they shouldn't exist. That freaky thing took a couple bites out of me. I never wanna see it again.

[battling]

Yeah? Where'd it bite? 'n how? Don't ya use throwing knives?

[decaptych]

It was in a sewer and it sniped me from the water okay. I did stab at it, but its, like... shell stuff, it was practically made out of damn armour. Took a bite out of my shoulder and stuff.

[battling]

Why were ya even in a sewer t' begin with?

[decaptych]

I was helping someone! Don't ask about the grossest part of the story!

[battling]

Too late, I'm askin' about it.

Who were ya helpin'?

[decaptych]

No one! Just some person! Jeez, you're nosy.

[battling]

You got a bite taken out of ya for no one?

[decaptych]

Eeeexactly!

[battling]

Why??

[decaptych]

It's not like I went in with the intention to get snacked on by a huge bug, you know?!

[battling]

[He kind of thinks you went in to get snacked on]

[decaptych]

Why are you looking at me like that.

[battling]

Like what.