Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

A swarm of bees?! You think a swarm of bees wouldn't kill an allergic person??

[decaptych]

I never went to bee school! I don't know how many bees it takes to kill a person! Do you even need to be allergic, can't bees kill you even if you're not?!

[battling]

There was a bee class! How the fuck should I know, I ain't allergic!

[decaptych]

I didn't go to bee class, I was in daycare! How many classes did you even get to go to when you got run over by a horse so early?

[ Btw he's glad Bradley is okay but here they are, where they always are. ]

[battling]

Shut up! I went to that stupid cat movie class! And the one about therapy!

[decaptych]

Yeah? How'd that work out for you?

[ He remembers... the cat class. That was so cursed now that he thinks about it. He didn't go to the therapy one I don't think because Caiman doesn't think he needs therapy. ]

[battling]

I don't wanna remember that weird ass cat movie.

[Nothing about therapy tho]

[decaptych]

I'm gonna make you remember that weird ass cat movie.

[battling]

Why?!

[decaptych]

Remember those cats, and how they were like, doing cat stuff?

[ Remember when Morbius Morbed all over the place? ]

[battling]

... Were they even' doin' cat stuff?

[decaptych]

I dunno, I've never owned or really seen a 'cat'. Not like the ones you guys got.

[battling]

Didn't Caleb have a cat?

[decaptych]

Oh yeah! Frumpkin was pretty cool.

Looks nothing like stuff in my world though. Less weird.

[battling]

What d'ya even have over there anyway?

[decaptych]

Uhh...

A dude I sorta know has a seven foot cockroach for a pet?

[battling]

It's taller than ya?

[decaptych]

Oh, yeah. It's fucking huge, man. Suuuper freaky.

[battling]

Are ya scared of bugs?

[decaptych]

I don't gotta be scared of bugs to know a seven foot cockroach shouldn't exist. You think they should exist? I don't!

[battling]

Course there are giant bugs. [ A horrible truth about North, apparently ] That's normal, ain't it?

[decaptych]

Well they shouldn't exist. That freaky thing took a couple bites out of me. I never wanna see it again.

[battling]

Yeah? Where'd it bite? 'n how? Don't ya use throwing knives?

[decaptych]

It was in a sewer and it sniped me from the water okay. I did stab at it, but its, like... shell stuff, it was practically made out of damn armour. Took a bite out of my shoulder and stuff.

[battling]

Why were ya even in a sewer t' begin with?