Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

You want me to slap you?

[decaptych]

......Did you want to do something else?!

[ One Fear. ]

It's just the first thing that came to mind!

[battling]

I ain't shooting ya.

[ He considers him for a moment. ]

Take the mask off.

[decaptych]

Yeah! Don't shoot me, thanks!

[ What is this strangely psychopathic denial Bradley, he didn't ask to be shot. Anyway good call, just unlatching the mask and letting it hang around his neck while he prepares for this.

I don't even have a proper icon but his eyes are shut tight like he's ready to get nuked. ]

[battling]

[ Sometimes you are around your brothers too much and they're all the most terrible people you know.

Bradley's STR isn't even that high. He does slap him twice, looking annoyed he even has to do this at all. ]

[decaptych]

[ It counts. It's punishment for sins even if the ounishment is mediocre and the sins are barely sins at all.

They are free, yeeted out into the hallway as Aikawa holds his cheek. ]

I can't believe I had to take the hit........

[battling]

[ Bradley just looks relieved to stop being in heat. This is the worst door. He'd rather play Russian Roulette a million times over. ]

You wanna slap me and make it even?

[decaptych]

Nah. Just glad to be out.

Wanna raid the ice machine?

[battling]

Yes.

[ He wants to dunk his entire body in snow, but ice will do. He's already heading that way. ]

[decaptych]

[ They are gonna go raid the ice machine. Ice pillows!! ]

[battling]

[ I'd like to say sorry to the staff for how much ice is on the floor. ]

[decaptych]

[ Ice melts it's fine. There is ice in his mask. ]

That's nice.

[battling]

[He's just curled up in some ice.]

[decaptych]

You're not dead, are you?

[battling]

I ain't gonna die of heat.

[decaptych]

Oh really, so if we stayed stuck over there wandering some more, you'd still be fine?

[battling]

[whines in his ice.]

[decaptych]

What's that? I can't hear you.

[battling]

Can't one of these be a blizzard?

[decaptych]

Seriously? A blizzard isn't a good thing either!

[battling]

I can handle a blizzard better than heat.

[decaptych]

That's like saying I take a bullet better than a knife.

[battling]

I live in the North not the desert.

[ Whiiiine ]

[decaptych]

I know you do, dipshit! But just because you live somewhere cold doesn't mean you want ice ripping your face off, do ya?!

[battling]

It's better than melting!