Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

Comments

[decaptych]

Like you have room to talk?

[battling]

[And he gets chased with knives every time]

[decaptych]

[ Same hat ]

[battling]

[Feeds a little chipmunk some treats.]

[decaptych]

Cute, huh? Got them totally hooked.

[battling]

Sure you ain't hooked on 'em?

[decaptych]

Who doesn't wanna get hooked on cute animals?

[battling]

Think they taste good?

[decaptych]

You're so mean, thinking about making them into food...

But yeah, probably.

[battling]

Ya don't think about how tasty animals are?

[decaptych]

Not while they're still alive and eating out of my hand, damn!

[battling]

It's a perfect time to grab 'em.

[decaptych]

Hey!

Not this one.

[ Protectively picking up one particularly greedy chipmunk and holding it close. It does not care about Aikawa, it cares about the snacks. ]

[battling]

It's so fat and juicy!

[He does not make an attempt to grab it.]

[decaptych]

Shhh, it's a compliment Peanut. Avert your ears.

[ Hovering a hand over this chipmunk. It does not give a shit, just reaching for another cracker to stuff into its cheeks. ]

[battling]

It doesn't understand shit.

[decaptych]

It can understand things. It understands that I am a giver of food.

[battling]

I don't have animal speak, it'll never understand how much I'd eat it.