battling | Suitedreams: Aikawa

You're a lizard forever

I eat food with utensils.

[Thinking about owen licking jam from his fingers... ergh.]

The bar is real low. Isn't Nero a cook? He'd throw your ass away if you ate with your fingers.

He'd skewer me if I stole meat sauce.

[Sorry about the gay.]

And skewer you if you stole anything else?

[ Helpfully. ]

Only if it was his food.

[Nero loves Crime.]

So you're telling me you can do whatever you want as long as it doesn't offend him.

I will do whatever I want.

Wow, a world where Bradley doesn't do whatever he wants... world peace has been achieved...

[ Kicks his shin like it does anything ]

What the fuck!

[ Shuffles his shin away and points at him. ]

What the fuck!!

[ Cackles!! ]