Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

Could be worse. Could be hell again, right?

Need some water?

[battling]

I never wanna be anywhere that hot ever again.

[He's not made for temperatures over "chilly"]

Yeah.

[decaptych]

Yeah yeah, does bitching about things you hate more make you feel better yet?

[ He's not being mean he's just trying to get his mind off of that. ]

[battling]

I hate Mithra 'n the twins too.

[Grumble grumble, but he doesn't seem to be quite as miserable looking.]

[decaptych]

Yeah yeah, get it all out buddy. Dunno about this Mithra though, you've complained a lot about Owen and the ghost gramps.

[battling]

I've definitely complained about Mithra. He's the one with the foot chocolate and eats whatever you put in front of him.

[decaptych]

With the fucking what.

I would probably remember a pair of words like 'foot chocolate' right.

[battling]

[thinking....]

I told Riku that, not you.

[decaptych]

Yeah! Fucking figures! I would totally remember foot chocolate, right?!

[battling]

[Looks at him and thinks about his brain problems...

Pats his head.]

[decaptych]

[ Is pet. He stares at him. ]

The fuck's this for?

[battling]

Don't worry about it.

[He's fine!]

[decaptych]

Well, now I'm worried 'cause you said that!

[battling]

My mind's off of the dumb cars.

[decaptych]

Huh! Least we got something out of it. Can't believe you fell off so fast...

[battling]

Don't got that kinda thing back home.

[decaptych]

It still literally took you like, two seconds.

[battling]

I'm not goin' back in.

[decaptych]

I know you're not. C'mon, let's go somewhere where we aren't gonna get sniped by weird bullshit. [ Pointing at a door. ] That one's got food.

[ Because it's APPLEBEES. ]

[battling]

[Sure, he'll take food.]

I'm feedin' ya the celery.

[decaptych]

Fuck you, what am I, a horse?

[battling]

I ain't eatin' it.

[decaptych]

Why the fuck are we ordering celery? Just order the chicken!

[ CMON ITS APPLEBEES TIME ]

[battling]

It COMES with the celery!

[decaptych]

Ask for no celery! Instead of trying to use me as a garbage disposal!