Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

I also love pricey shit. Got expensive tastes.

[decaptych]

Do you even have money?

[battling]

I'm a bandit!

[ He's a thief! ]

[decaptych]

Soooo, that's a no.

[battling]

Anything tastes twice as good if ya steal it.

[decaptych]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[ He actually agrees with this, he steals food all the time. But it's him resisting agreeing with Bradley. ]

[battling]

I'm right!

[decaptych]

Pay for your food, asshole!

[battling]

Hell no!

[decaptych]

One of these days, you're gonna get chased down by an angry cafeteria cook man with no other prospects in his life. Demanding his food back.

[battling]

That's weirdly specific.

[decaptych]

This is the fate I'm writing up for you.

[battling]

A cook does chase me around.

[decaptych]

So I'm right.

But also, Nero wouldn't seriously stab you.

[ ...He thinks. MHYK is not that kind of canon. ]

[battling]

He would.

[ He says fondly. ]

[decaptych]

You're a masochist.

[battling]

He's hot when he's mad.

[ questionable ]

[decaptych]

Now you've lost me.

[ Questionable ]

[battling]

[Takes a long sip from his strong drink]

's fine if ya don't get it.

[decaptych]

Is this something I'm supposed to be getting?

[ He is decidedly not turned on by people getting mad at him. But in his defense, this canon is kind of extreme. ]

[battling]

It's just my taste.

[ Nero is hot and also terrifying. He loves him. ]

[decaptych]

Your tastes........ suck?

[battling]

My taste is great, Nero's the best.

[decaptych]

Stop daydreaming about getting stabbed by your maybe-boyfriend!

[battling]

How are ya gonna stop me?