Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

[And then they fall and break their necks. No.

His cat ears do perk up a bit.]

After we're finished here.

[decaptych]

'Cause you'd never abandon fried chicken, the true love of your life.

Don't eat so much that you're gonna hurl while scaling some walls.

[ He says. This man of all people. But in his defense one of his arms is still fucked so he's gonna take it somewhat easy................. I say while he leapt like 10-15 feet up in the air using only one hand he really shouldn't be able to climb as well as he can. ]

[battling]

[Fried chicken has never betrayed him. We are continuing to pretend Nero definitely didn't sell him out.]

I'm hearin' this from ya?

[It's his lizard genes. They're coming through. Scale a wall like a lizard with their sticky feetsies.]

[decaptych]

[ Stop it was only his head, he never had stickyhands. But also my guidebook gave me lore that Caiman had a phase where he wondered if he was gonna actually turn into a lizard-brained idiot if he stayed that way, help. ]

I've mastered the art of climbing shit with my hands full of food.

[battling]

[now that he doesn't have the head he has sticky hands. i solved it.

also god that poor fucking lizard]

Both of them?

[decaptych]

...How the fuck am I gonna climb if both of my hands are free? I could still jump around but I can't climb like that.

[battling]

If you were real skilled.

[He's just teasing.]

[decaptych]

I'm skilled enough, but I can't do tasks that use hands, if I don't have hands!

[battling]

You can climb with your feet mostly, can't ya?

[decaptych]

Okay, you show me how you climb using feet only, and then we talk more about it.

[battling]

[This is so dumb, but it's familiar so he's satisfied]

How many roofs have you climbed up anyway?

[decaptych]

Plenty, but not enough to make it a weird habit. Mostly the school rooftop. Plus I use the stairs most of the time, unless it's locked.

[battling]

I miss bein' able to fly. Made gettin' up to places easier.

[decaptych]

It's cheating to use flying if the topic's about doing stuff without hands.

[battling]

Can't even buy it back.

[decaptych]

Have you asked?

[battling]

Asked Vulp about buyin' stuff that ain't in the gift shop, and they said no.

[decaptych]

Huh, asked Aquarius about it, and it wasn't a straight no... but I didn't ask for powers, I asked for a normal thing, so guess there's the difference.

[battling]

Specifically asked for my reinforcement back and got turned down.

[decaptych]

. . .

[ Huh. ]

I guess... yeah, that kinda sucks when you've got something you want back but can't have it. I did ask them if we couldn't kinda do it voucher-style like at Wiwaldi...

[battling]

What'd they say about that?

[decaptych]

They just told me to keep an eye out for the gift shop, I guess.

[battling]

Vague...

[decaptych]

Right?

Sucks that the items swap out even.

[ MOPES BECAUSE HE GOT SCOLDED BY HARROW ABOUT IT. ]

Think I'm gonna have to go take a look early when the week wraps around.

[battling]

Yeah. Least we know not to hold onto our tickets if we see somethin'.

[Act fast or act never]

Opens on Monday, don't it?