Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

[ The acid is where it finally starts deviating. Listen Aikawa literally got stabbed in the spine and briefly became paraplegic in his last CYOA and he STILL thinks it's better than what happened to him in Paris. ]

The fuck was all that shit?

[battling]

Was my first hell field trip.

[It sucked!!! It really just sucked!]

[decaptych]

Okay, I figured that much 'cause of the other guys that were in there -- I meant more the weird ass meat bag and the whole house.

[battling]

We didn't get any answers about it.

[decaptych]

............Guess I can't talk, it's not like I can explain why we went to Paris or why those guys went to my world.

[battling]

That's the worst city.

[bird restaurant?

Still Paris.]

[decaptych]

I assume you're shittalking Paris and not Hole, but it'd be true both ways.

[battling]

Never even been to Hole. Paris is terrible. What the fuck was that shit.

[decaptych]

Well, you shouldn't anyway.

...Paris isn't that bad, if you just take out the Hawkmoth part.

[battling]

Fuck that guy. He ruined butterflies.

[decaptych]

You know?! He really fucking did!

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And they're here too!

[decaptych]

Yeah, don't think I haven't noticed?!

[ He had to INVESTIGATE THERE and REGRETTED EVERYTHING ]

[battling]

Why are they here!

[WHINE]

[decaptych]

'Cause this place sucks, obviously.

[battling]

We should be able to return those things to the sender.

[decaptych]

Filling Hawkmoo's office full of his own butterflies...

[battling]

Exactly! He should get threatened by 'em.

[decaptych]

I'm not normally a spiteful guy, but I'm just saying, I'd watch that.

[battling]

He was such a dick about it.

[decaptych]

I'm never an advocate for the other guy either but I wouldn't feel too bad, I think.

[ If Kai, you know, killed him. ]

[battling]

I wouldn't.

[Hell, maybe Owen would have fun playing with his newest victim.]

[decaptych]

[ That is so nefarious and ominous. ]