Suitedreams: Aikawa

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You're a lizard forever

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Funniest option!

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[KICKS HIM]

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[ SIMPLY STANDS FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM THE COUCH ]

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Maybe I'd make ya fall for him, huh?!

[he does not have the romance novel]

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I know you're broke!

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So are you!

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Yeah, wasn't trying to hide that, dumbfuck!

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Idiot!

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Dipshit!

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Dumbass. Why're ya hangin' out here anyway? You sing?

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I don't, I was just checking it out. What, I gotta be into a thing to exist around it?

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Hm...

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What??

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D'ya like it?

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Like what, karaoke? It's okay I guess? I don't have a huge opinion about it.

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I dunno. Don't have this kinda thing back home.

[we do have the bird cafe.]

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Do you even spend enough time in the city to even know if there is one?

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Sometimes I sneeze into them.

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Whaaat the fu -- oh right. I forgot about that.

[ This was a deranged tag to get into my inbox after forgetting the context. ]

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Wish I could forget.

[Grumbles. No fixes for shitty moon curses.]

[decaptych]

Why are you still stuck with this sneezing bullshit after wishing away the moon?

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I dunno.

[Whiiiiiiine]

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Should've worded your wish better, numbnuts.

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It ain't gonna kill anybody so it's better.

[Also he. he kind of needs that to not be stuck in jail for the rest of forever, even as much as he complains]

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[ Help, his only method of jailbreak is sneezing. ]

I guess so...