suitedreams: Rupert

[battling]

don't run me over (with a horse)

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[battling]

Hm. The screamin' lasted for around an hour too.

If you can't feel your limbs, you can't fight back when somebody's tryin' to kill you. Hearin' people screamin' is just unsettlin'.

[agleam]

Yeah, but it didn't happen on Thursday.

[...]

At least, I don't think it did. Actually, is there a calendar or anything anywhere you've seen? What day even is it?

[battling]

Not a single one.

If it's the same as at school? We're probably on... Sunday?

[agleam]

So we've got, like... Four days? Probably.

[battling]

Wednesday had random shit to do, so we can base it off that too.

[agleam]

Oh, no. Do you think the debates are going to come back...?

[battling]

"Are bears real"?

[agleam]

If anyone tries to make me eat cereal again I'm leaving.

[that still wasn't cereal.]

[battling]

I really don't care about straws and holes that much.

Gonna throw animal crackers at somebody if they try makin' me eat 'em.

[agleam]

[he snorts]

What's wrong with animal crackers?

[battling]

You aren't ya sick of 'em after weeks of those things?

[agleam]

It's been months since I've had them, although they're definitely still not high on my list of things I'd choose to eat.

[battling]

[darkly:] I'm never forgivin' animal crackers.

[agleam]

Ooh... Are they on the same level as vegetables now...?

[battling]

Nothin' tastes as bad as veggies, but it's a real close second.

[agleam]

You know you can put, like, seasoning or sauce on them to make them taste better, right? Dressing, too.

[battling]

[uuugh]

Don't sound like Nero.

[agleam]

Your husband sounds like a smart man.

[now he's just teasing.]

[battling]

He is, but he ain't right about veggies.

[agleam]

Ohh... Marital strife...

[battling]

He's sneakin' 'em in when I ain't lookin'.

[agleam]

[gasps]

Treachery!

[battling]

Rude as hell.

[agleam]

Deeply sorry for the betrayal you've undergone.

[battling]

Ya should be.