Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

Yeah? A friend make it for ya?

[decaptych]

...Maybe. Who knows? I don't really remember where I got the taste for it.

[battling]

Whatever, doesn't matter to me.

[decaptych]

Oh, to be as nonchalant as you...

[ He says, being an even bigger clown than Bradley. But he comes to a stop, sighing and sitting down. MAN IT IS HOT. ]

We're gonna be stuck in hell forever...... maybe we died the minute we walked through the door.............

[battling]

You should try it some time.

[He really could just die in here.]

What were they talkin' about? Torture?

[decaptych]

I guess they were, yeah. [ Fake gruff voice: ] 'Penitence for your sins!' Except way freakier. Devils back home like that kind of shit but at least they do it because they think it's funny.

[battling]

I don't give a damn about sins.

[decaptych]

That's 'cause your rep sheet's probably ten miles long at this point.

[battling]

Yeah? And?

[decaptych]

So your punishment sentence's also gotta be like, ten million years long!

[battling]

And how long is yours, huh?

[decaptych]

I'm sooo innocent.

However long a rep sheet for stealing food from the kitchen gets me.

[battling]

Then go get punished for it.

[ He's already starting to melt from this heat. ]

[decaptych]

Why just me?!

[ Inb4 Hell's staff is busy and they just want us to do it instead. ]

[battling]

Yours is short!

[decaptych]

If it's! I mean! It's.

[ He. Most DEFINITELY does not want to be subjected to the judgment of devils for real so he will actually take this suggestion to just DIY it.

HE BREATHES. ]

Okay. After I came here, I stole pots and pans with Lup, and then fucked with the restaurant so that Joonghyuk guy could sneak in and cook. That's two crimes, so just, I dunno, two slaps to the face.

[battling]

You want me to slap you?

[decaptych]

......Did you want to do something else?!

[ One Fear. ]

It's just the first thing that came to mind!

[battling]

I ain't shooting ya.

[ He considers him for a moment. ]

Take the mask off.

[decaptych]

Yeah! Don't shoot me, thanks!

[ What is this strangely psychopathic denial Bradley, he didn't ask to be shot. Anyway good call, just unlatching the mask and letting it hang around his neck while he prepares for this.

I don't even have a proper icon but his eyes are shut tight like he's ready to get nuked. ]

[battling]

[ Sometimes you are around your brothers too much and they're all the most terrible people you know.

Bradley's STR isn't even that high. He does slap him twice, looking annoyed he even has to do this at all. ]

[decaptych]

[ It counts. It's punishment for sins even if the ounishment is mediocre and the sins are barely sins at all.

They are free, yeeted out into the hallway as Aikawa holds his cheek. ]

I can't believe I had to take the hit........

[battling]

[ Bradley just looks relieved to stop being in heat. This is the worst door. He'd rather play Russian Roulette a million times over. ]

You wanna slap me and make it even?

[decaptych]

Nah. Just glad to be out.

Wanna raid the ice machine?

[battling]

Yes.

[ He wants to dunk his entire body in snow, but ice will do. He's already heading that way. ]