Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

Comments

[decaptych]

What don't you eat?

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Poisonous stuff. Veggies. Sweets too early in the morning.

[decaptych]

Okay but barely any of these are animals. Like, maybe the poisonous stuff counts but it also just mostly sounds like common sense.

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I'd eat a horse if it came up.

[decaptych]

Poor horse.

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It's meat would be well marbled.

[decaptych]

Doesn't marbling mean its fatty? What kinda horse is fatty?

[battling]

I dunno, Nero did most of the cooking.

[ Who is currently stuck in a hostage situation. ]

[decaptych]

It's probably all lean meat.

[battling]

You had it before?

[decaptych]

I've had all sorts of random stuff, I don't really go around asking the chef what the meat of the day is. I just kinda take it.

[battling]

'cause you're stealin' from them.

[decaptych]

Like you have room to talk?

[battling]

[And he gets chased with knives every time]

[decaptych]

[ Same hat ]

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[Feeds a little chipmunk some treats.]

[decaptych]

Cute, huh? Got them totally hooked.

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Sure you ain't hooked on 'em?

[decaptych]

Who doesn't wanna get hooked on cute animals?

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Think they taste good?

[decaptych]

You're so mean, thinking about making them into food...

But yeah, probably.

[battling]

Ya don't think about how tasty animals are?

[decaptych]

Not while they're still alive and eating out of my hand, damn!

[battling]

It's a perfect time to grab 'em.

[decaptych]

Hey!

Not this one.

[ Protectively picking up one particularly greedy chipmunk and holding it close. It does not care about Aikawa, it cares about the snacks. ]