battling | Suitedreams: Aikawa

You're a lizard forever

I don't think you're actually that concerned about all those fiction books. That's the feeling I'm getting.

It's an asshole move to write about me and pretend they're me.

Got other things to worry about.

You might be missing out on so much revenue.

If your books are popular.

It's more fun to steal riches.

Do you do anything normally? Serious answers only.

I eat food with utensils.

[Thinking about owen licking jam from his fingers... ergh.]

The bar is real low. Isn't Nero a cook? He'd throw your ass away if you ate with your fingers.

He'd skewer me if I stole meat sauce.

[Sorry about the gay.]

And skewer you if you stole anything else?

[ Helpfully. ]

Only if it was his food.

[Nero loves Crime.]

So you're telling me you can do whatever you want as long as it doesn't offend him.

I will do whatever I want.

Wow, a world where Bradley doesn't do whatever he wants... world peace has been achieved...

[ Kicks his shin like it does anything ]

What the fuck!

[ Shuffles his shin away and points at him. ]

What the fuck!!

[ Cackles!! ]