Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

Why would I use a carriage?

[It's slower and he'd need......... a horse.......

He is not seeing a broom, but there's an empty car. Which he just gets into. Here he goes.]

[decaptych]

I didn't say a carriage, what, do you think I'm fancy?

[ He just looks at Bradley getting into a fucking car. Oh, this should be good. And then the lights go red... red...

Greeeeeeen. ]

[battling]

[He does manage to stay in the car, but he has somehow immediately gotten himself turned around and is now just driving backwards]

[decaptych]

[ Vrooming past him on the bike and just. ]

What the fuck, how'd you do that?! How are you doing that now?!

[battling]

How should I know?! I don't drive anything!!

[decaptych]

I thought you could at least drive a broom!

[battling]

Ya ride a broom! Ride!

[




And then he falls off of rainbow road]

[decaptych]

Same thing -- ! BRADLEY?

[ HELLO????????? MAKING HIS BIKE SKID TO A STOP AND THENJUST PEERING OVER THE EDGE LIKE. HUH? ]

[battling]

[He is just falling......... and falling................. and falling........]

[decaptych]

[ WHAT DOES HE DO!!!! While Bradley is falling, Aikawa is somewhere out here freaking out. Hello!!!!!!!!! ]

[battling]

HEY! FINISH THE RACE!

[decaptych]

[ :PANIK: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's going to fucking RIDE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTORCYCLE RAINBOW ROAD??? And apparently he almost eats shit a couple of times but ultimately he will... ride out this race. Across the finish line...

And then spat back out into the hallway. PIKAGASP. He immediately straightens and looks around. ]

Bradley!

[battling]

[Uuugh.

He is propped up against the wall and looking out of it.]

[decaptych]

[ GRABS HIS SHOULDERS and steadies him he is actually legitimately concerned. ]

You okay?

[battling]

Feel awful.

[Grabs onto his arms for balance.]

[decaptych]

Yeah, fucking no shit. Were you just falling the entire time I had to keep driving?

[ The race part was wild in its own aspect but nothing like fucking FREEFALLING FOREVER. ]

[battling]

I dunno, but it felt like it.

[ It might feel like he's in a crash but he's free of all injuries. ]

Weird fucking door.

[decaptych]

Could be worse. Could be hell again, right?

Need some water?

[battling]

I never wanna be anywhere that hot ever again.

[He's not made for temperatures over "chilly"]

Yeah.

[decaptych]

Yeah yeah, does bitching about things you hate more make you feel better yet?

[ He's not being mean he's just trying to get his mind off of that. ]

[battling]

I hate Mithra 'n the twins too.

[Grumble grumble, but he doesn't seem to be quite as miserable looking.]

[decaptych]

Yeah yeah, get it all out buddy. Dunno about this Mithra though, you've complained a lot about Owen and the ghost gramps.

[battling]

I've definitely complained about Mithra. He's the one with the foot chocolate and eats whatever you put in front of him.

[decaptych]

With the fucking what.

I would probably remember a pair of words like 'foot chocolate' right.

[battling]

[thinking....]

I told Riku that, not you.