Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

[ COVERS HIS EYES. ]

What's that got to do with being blobby!

.....What's up with me though? Oh, my pants are black.

[ When you're already basically dressed in mostly black... ]

[battling]

Like a big black blob.

Your eyes did a static thingy. I dunno.

[decaptych]

Oh, that's fucking weird. [ Anyway he pops open a bottle of drank. ] But I guess if I don't feel funny, then whatever...

[battling]

This whole place's weird.

[ He means the hotel. Taking a glass and drinking. ]

[decaptych]

Yeah, no shit. That's like saying the sky's blue.

[ Drinking some... bleugh. ]

I guess this isn't bad -- but damn, that's hard drink.

[battling]

[ Sometimes the sky is black, but also he's not that sort of contrary ]

Hmm... They wanted to get real drunk real quick. Prefer somethin' smooth.

[decaptych]

I like beer and sake better.

[battling]

Whiskey or wine.

[ sometimes he gets Nero on the wine ]

[decaptych]

Our tastes are so off.

[ Drinks more. Maybe he'll get used to this taste. ]

[battling]

Good thing we got options.

[ Bradley's only sipping his own ]

[decaptych]

What's so good about whiskey and wine?

[battling]

What's so good about beer and sake?

[decaptych]

Pairs real well with the food I like! Great for casual drinking!

[battling]

Nero loves pricey old wines.

[decaptych]

So you like 'em just 'cause he does.

[battling]

I also love pricey shit. Got expensive tastes.

[decaptych]

Do you even have money?

[battling]

I'm a bandit!

[ He's a thief! ]

[decaptych]

Soooo, that's a no.

[battling]

Anything tastes twice as good if ya steal it.

[decaptych]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[ He actually agrees with this, he steals food all the time. But it's him resisting agreeing with Bradley. ]

[battling]

I'm right!

[decaptych]

Pay for your food, asshole!

[battling]

Hell no!

[decaptych]

One of these days, you're gonna get chased down by an angry cafeteria cook man with no other prospects in his life. Demanding his food back.