Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

[ There's a longer pause here, and then he just makes a sound of frustration out loud. Ugh, FUCK. ]

Get your ass up, we're going for food after all.

[battling]

[He squints at him for a moment, but he is getting up.]

Don't go tellin' me what to do.

[His cat tail swishes.]

[decaptych]

Can it. Do you seriously think now's the time to be retaliating with that?

[battling]

[He clenches his jaw, and looks away.

But he is quiet.]

[decaptych]

If you didn't wanna go, you really can just say no.

[battling]

I wanna eat.

Today sucked.

[decaptych]

Let's fucking go. I think we made some deal about fried chicken and I forgot when that's supposed to be, but may as well cash it in today.

[battling]

I dunno, but I'm always ready to eat that.

[Bradley loves...... chicken!]

[decaptych]

I'm not gonna say not to, while the kitchen's still paying.

[battling]

[There's a little more pep in his step. Hungy.]

[decaptych]

[ They may seat and order fried chicken!!! And gyoza, fuck the charades he's moody. ]

[battling]

[He's digging in immediately.

Hungry... Sad.]

[decaptych]

Feeling better yet?

[battling]

Little bit.

[Food is so useful.]

[decaptych]

We need a morale booster.

[battling]

You got suggestions?

[bradley: we could go play russian roulette! (no)]

[decaptych]

[ You know what. If Bradley wants to suggest it, be his guest ngl. ]

I wanna get active.

[battling]

Wanna climb buildings in the city?

[decaptych]

. . .

You know what, sure. Why the fuck not.

[ Time to MONKEY ]

[battling]

[And then they fall and break their necks. No.

His cat ears do perk up a bit.]

After we're finished here.

[decaptych]

'Cause you'd never abandon fried chicken, the true love of your life.

Don't eat so much that you're gonna hurl while scaling some walls.

[ He says. This man of all people. But in his defense one of his arms is still fucked so he's gonna take it somewhat easy................. I say while he leapt like 10-15 feet up in the air using only one hand he really shouldn't be able to climb as well as he can. ]

[battling]

[Fried chicken has never betrayed him. We are continuing to pretend Nero definitely didn't sell him out.]

I'm hearin' this from ya?

[It's his lizard genes. They're coming through. Scale a wall like a lizard with their sticky feetsies.]

[decaptych]

[ Stop it was only his head, he never had stickyhands. But also my guidebook gave me lore that Caiman had a phase where he wondered if he was gonna actually turn into a lizard-brained idiot if he stayed that way, help. ]

I've mastered the art of climbing shit with my hands full of food.

[battling]

[now that he doesn't have the head he has sticky hands. i solved it.

also god that poor fucking lizard]

Both of them?

[decaptych]

...How the fuck am I gonna climb if both of my hands are free? I could still jump around but I can't climb like that.