Suitedreams: Jason, Aikawa

[battling]

not dead yet!

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[battling]

The first time, Sieg just went after whoever was there. Didn't even agree to work with it.

Can't rely on stuff like motiv when it's a shadow "deal" that doesn't require consent.

[ He bites into the burger. Didn't even take off any of the veg. ]

[decaptych]

[ Picks out a piece of lettuce and eats it. Sad borgor.

He feels. REALLY bad about making jokes last night about snapping him in half like wet cardboard. ]

...This sucks.

[unrecked]

[BRADLEY YOUR VEGETABLES, wow.]

Agreed.

[He will finally do the hamburger since he made such a big deal about how much Bradley made him want one. Even death cannot stop the ravenous hunger of a two-hundred pound young man with a high metabolism.]

Good luck to us.

[battling]

[ He's eating it! He's doing it! Please be proud of this 600+ year old. (Pathetic) ]

Always does.

[decaptych]

[ He's not but he did see that. However he does seem to be sated by food. These burgers were a good idea even if they're kinda sad. ]

Well, fucking eat up and take a nap, another long day again tomorrow.

[unrecked]

[Jason does not know shit, but I am proud of Bradley. Riku would be proud.]

Get ready to come under fire for a little bit. I assume with Alphinaud having been with us, plus Bradley being in the dirt, people will have some questions.

[battling]

[ Thanks, Riku. Your pride is appreciated. ]

Only makes sense. Considerin' everything. The usual grill.

By the way, anything weird shit happening in your room? Got a mint on my pillow and somebody stole half of all my shoes.

[decaptych]

[ Our fall boy........... ]

Uh.

What the fuck? That isn't me.

[unrecked]

...This again? Is someone doing a task? What kind of whack Tooth Fairy is leaving you a mint then turning around and stealing a single shoe from all of your pairs?

[battling]

It's on Thursday nights, ain't it? When everybody's asleep or dying. It's extra weird if a killer or victim is goin' outta their way to steal shoes.

[decaptych]

...You think you're getting framed?

But they'd need to get your key to get in there.

[unrecked]

Could still be something someone has to do if they have extra duties. It might not even be related to the murder.

It happened the other week, too. The weird stuff in people's rooms. The soda and stuff.

[battling]

Housekeeping? Did they call it somethin' like that?

Why shoes this time?

[decaptych]

...How many shoes do you got to say 'half of your shoes'......

[ P... priorities? ]

[unrecked]

Beats me.

[He glances between the two of them.]

Maybe they just have a foot fetish.

[battling]

[ his expression says "not the weirdest thing I've heard" ]

They took one from every pair.

[decaptych]

I hate.

Both of these things.

[unrecked]

[He snorts.]

Definitely have a foot fetish.

[battling]

[ laughs ]

They didn't steal them from off my feet.

[decaptych]

So, polite request, and will give my fries to the first person that respects it.

Stop talking about foot fetishes over lunch.

[unrecked]

Come on, big guy. You're not interested to learn there's a weirdo running around among us who steals one of everyone's shoes and probably hoards them like a creepy man with panties?

[He's joking... Maybe.]

Alright. I got a more serious question for you both then.

[battling]

Very specific.

[ if West and the bird restaurant exists, than this hypothetical guy can too. Unfortunately. ]

Ask away.

[decaptych]

No, Jason, I don't wanna hear about a feet-loving thief in our midst, and I'll personally beat 'em up if we have one and find 'em.

[ He is not against beating people up despite how he usually comes off. ]

Yeah, what is it?

[ While pushing his own plate of fries for easier everybody access. ]

[unrecked]

[Unfortunately, Jason always will condone being a bruiser. Among other things. He glances at the fries, but doesn't take any yet.

He looks between the two of them again.]

Who'd this place take from you?

[battling]

[ There's a long pause as he chews his bite, considering. ]

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