Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

[He just grimaces really hard.]

Stop sayin' shit.

[decaptych]

You want to walk in total silence?

[battling]

I don't wanna think about the flogging or whatever. Talk about gyoza or somethin'!

[decaptych]

W-what do you mean talk about gyoza, what is there to talk about gyoza!

[battling]

Why d'ya commit to this? Other people can like gyoza.

[decaptych]

Listen!

...What do you want me to talk about gyoza?!

[battling]

I dunno, your favorite stuffing?

[decaptych]

[ Beh. ]

...Shiso ohba.

[battling]

I have no idea what that is.

[decaptych]

It's a plant herb thing... that with pork's real good. It's not how gyoza's usually made. Special recipe.

[ Kicks a rock down an incline. ]

[battling]

Yeah? A friend make it for ya?

[decaptych]

...Maybe. Who knows? I don't really remember where I got the taste for it.

[battling]

Whatever, doesn't matter to me.

[decaptych]

Oh, to be as nonchalant as you...

[ He says, being an even bigger clown than Bradley. But he comes to a stop, sighing and sitting down. MAN IT IS HOT. ]

We're gonna be stuck in hell forever...... maybe we died the minute we walked through the door.............

[battling]

You should try it some time.

[He really could just die in here.]

What were they talkin' about? Torture?

[decaptych]

I guess they were, yeah. [ Fake gruff voice: ] 'Penitence for your sins!' Except way freakier. Devils back home like that kind of shit but at least they do it because they think it's funny.

[battling]

I don't give a damn about sins.

[decaptych]

That's 'cause your rep sheet's probably ten miles long at this point.

[battling]

Yeah? And?

[decaptych]

So your punishment sentence's also gotta be like, ten million years long!

[battling]

And how long is yours, huh?

[decaptych]

I'm sooo innocent.

However long a rep sheet for stealing food from the kitchen gets me.

[battling]

Then go get punished for it.

[ He's already starting to melt from this heat. ]

[decaptych]

Why just me?!

[ Inb4 Hell's staff is busy and they just want us to do it instead. ]

[battling]

Yours is short!