Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

Comments

[decaptych]

[ Stop being gay. ]

C'mere you greedy little pint-sized bastards. I remember you, you stole half a breadstick out my pocket while my back was turned...

[battling]

[ Can't stop won't stop. ]

How many bread sticks did ya have on ya?

[decaptych]

Enough to snack on during the day.

It was like, a twenty-pack.

[battling]

Must've been a fat chipmunk.

[decaptych]

It was several fat chipmunks. I learned their cheeks can fit so much shit. Like, same.

Better than horses!

[battling]

Most animals are better than horses.

[decaptych]

And here I thought you were over the whole horse thing. What's worse than a horse?

[battling]

Anything I can't eat.

[ why is he like this ]

[decaptych]

What don't you eat?

[battling]

Poisonous stuff. Veggies. Sweets too early in the morning.

[decaptych]

Okay but barely any of these are animals. Like, maybe the poisonous stuff counts but it also just mostly sounds like common sense.

[battling]

I'd eat a horse if it came up.

[decaptych]

Poor horse.

[battling]

It's meat would be well marbled.

[decaptych]

Doesn't marbling mean its fatty? What kinda horse is fatty?

[battling]

I dunno, Nero did most of the cooking.

[ Who is currently stuck in a hostage situation. ]

[decaptych]

It's probably all lean meat.

[battling]

You had it before?

[decaptych]

I've had all sorts of random stuff, I don't really go around asking the chef what the meat of the day is. I just kinda take it.

[battling]

'cause you're stealin' from them.

[decaptych]

Like you have room to talk?

[battling]

[And he gets chased with knives every time]

[decaptych]

[ Same hat ]

[battling]

[Feeds a little chipmunk some treats.]

[decaptych]

Cute, huh? Got them totally hooked.