Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

Comments

[battling]

Who the fuck is sayin' they're me! Ya can't just co-opt my life to sell books!

[decaptych]

I mean, it's gotta be someone who knows you, right?

Sooo... someone who was in your gang or whatever?

[battling]

[They were turned to stone, Aikawa.]

Unlikely.

[decaptych]

[ Everything happens so much here. ]

Then who the hell else knows enough -- or are you telling me it's twelve books of complete horseshit and you're not even sueing for defamation?

[battling]

Who the fuck am I gonna get to sue them, Mask? What laws?

[i, personally, would love to read all 12 volumes.]

[decaptych]

It's called finding out who wrote them and beating them up and asking for their money.

[battling]

I might beat 'em up for fun.

[But they did sign everything as him which makes the tracking down hard.

i hope this is a dumb north event one day.]

[decaptych]

For fun? Beat 'em up' Cause they're making money off of telling stories about you!

[ PRIORITIES ]

[battling]

It can be both!

[decaptych]

That's not what you said earlier.

[battling]

I'm as fickle as I feel like.

[Really, he's just some awful cat.]

[decaptych]

I can tell! Seriously! You don't need to tell me that, I know!

[ At least he's back closer to his usual self. ]

[battling]

[ Throws his head back and laaaaaughs. ]

[decaptych]

I don't think you're actually that concerned about all those fiction books. That's the feeling I'm getting.

[battling]

It's an asshole move to write about me and pretend they're me.

Got other things to worry about.

[decaptych]

You might be missing out on so much revenue.

If your books are popular.

[battling]

It's more fun to steal riches.

[decaptych]

Do you do anything normally? Serious answers only.

[battling]

I eat food with utensils.

[Thinking about owen licking jam from his fingers... ergh.]

[decaptych]

The bar is real low. Isn't Nero a cook? He'd throw your ass away if you ate with your fingers.

[battling]

He'd skewer me if I stole meat sauce.

[Sorry about the gay.]

[decaptych]

And skewer you if you stole anything else?

[ Helpfully. ]

[battling]

Only if it was his food.

[Nero loves Crime.]

[decaptych]

So you're telling me you can do whatever you want as long as it doesn't offend him.

[battling]

I will do whatever I want.