Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

Let's go look at somethin' else. There's gotta be smaller animals.

[decaptych]

There's chipmunks? Rupert and I fed a couple, think they like us.

[battling]

Let's go.

[ Cute little animals with No Hooves! ]

[decaptych]

Pspsps...

[ As he pulls out snack crackers from his bag. He also hands Bradley some.

C'mere you little chipmunks. ]

[battling]

[ Distantly remembers Nero with his little animal on his shoulder... Forest Prince. ]

[decaptych]

[ Stop being gay. ]

C'mere you greedy little pint-sized bastards. I remember you, you stole half a breadstick out my pocket while my back was turned...

[battling]

[ Can't stop won't stop. ]

How many bread sticks did ya have on ya?

[decaptych]

Enough to snack on during the day.

It was like, a twenty-pack.

[battling]

Must've been a fat chipmunk.

[decaptych]

It was several fat chipmunks. I learned their cheeks can fit so much shit. Like, same.

Better than horses!

[battling]

Most animals are better than horses.

[decaptych]

And here I thought you were over the whole horse thing. What's worse than a horse?

[battling]

Anything I can't eat.

[ why is he like this ]

[decaptych]

What don't you eat?

[battling]

Poisonous stuff. Veggies. Sweets too early in the morning.

[decaptych]

Okay but barely any of these are animals. Like, maybe the poisonous stuff counts but it also just mostly sounds like common sense.

[battling]

I'd eat a horse if it came up.

[decaptych]

Poor horse.

[battling]

It's meat would be well marbled.

[decaptych]

Doesn't marbling mean its fatty? What kinda horse is fatty?

[battling]

I dunno, Nero did most of the cooking.

[ Who is currently stuck in a hostage situation. ]

[decaptych]

It's probably all lean meat.

[battling]

You had it before?

[decaptych]

I've had all sorts of random stuff, I don't really go around asking the chef what the meat of the day is. I just kinda take it.

[battling]

'cause you're stealin' from them.