Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[decaptych]

Yeah? What's on that one, giant slugs?

[battling]

Nah, it's got an interesting market.

Fought Oz there, it was fun.

[He got Wrecked.]

[decaptych]

I'm not looking to fight one of you wackjob wizards on a vacation.

[ Playing the straight man of this back and forth this time. ]

What they sell?

[battling]

Ya think I'm the wackjob? I've never eaten styrofoam.

[help]

Charms, curses, magical objects, fiction. [A slightly disgruntled expression at fiction.]

[decaptych]

You're still one of the wackjobs, being slightly less of a wackjob doesn't make you not one.






This list feels like murder, arson, jaywalking. What's this about fiction?

[battling]

I'm reasonable.

[Maybe in comparison to the northerners.]

Somebody pretended they were me and wrote twelve volumes about my life.

[decaptych]

Huh?

[ Said ('said'?? huh'd) very much in the 'LMFAO HELLO???' kind of tone. Tell me more. ]

[battling]

It ain't like I read it! But randos call me boss. 's fuckin' weird.

[decaptych]

Isn't your whole life story about wanting to be a cool popular bandit boss anyway. Isn't this a boon for you?

[battling]

Who the fuck is sayin' they're me! Ya can't just co-opt my life to sell books!

[decaptych]

I mean, it's gotta be someone who knows you, right?

Sooo... someone who was in your gang or whatever?

[battling]

[They were turned to stone, Aikawa.]

Unlikely.

[decaptych]

[ Everything happens so much here. ]

Then who the hell else knows enough -- or are you telling me it's twelve books of complete horseshit and you're not even sueing for defamation?

[battling]

Who the fuck am I gonna get to sue them, Mask? What laws?

[i, personally, would love to read all 12 volumes.]

[decaptych]

It's called finding out who wrote them and beating them up and asking for their money.

[battling]

I might beat 'em up for fun.

[But they did sign everything as him which makes the tracking down hard.

i hope this is a dumb north event one day.]

[decaptych]

For fun? Beat 'em up' Cause they're making money off of telling stories about you!

[ PRIORITIES ]

[battling]

It can be both!

[decaptych]

That's not what you said earlier.

[battling]

I'm as fickle as I feel like.

[Really, he's just some awful cat.]

[decaptych]

I can tell! Seriously! You don't need to tell me that, I know!

[ At least he's back closer to his usual self. ]

[battling]

[ Throws his head back and laaaaaughs. ]

[decaptych]

I don't think you're actually that concerned about all those fiction books. That's the feeling I'm getting.

[battling]

It's an asshole move to write about me and pretend they're me.

Got other things to worry about.

[decaptych]

You might be missing out on so much revenue.

If your books are popular.