Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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WK1 - TUESDAY.

[decaptych]

[ Hello I am godmodding you into a room. It is Room 10 of the second hallway, which means they are suddenly finding themselves on

The Rainbow Road, baby!!!!!!!!!!!

All the colours seem to disorient Aikawa at first sight, but then as his vision clears... ]

Whoa! They've got bikes!

[battling]

What the fuck.

[ What is going on in here, it's so bright and there are so many vehicles. ]

[decaptych]

I know, right? But right off the bat, this looks way more fun than a whole lot of the other rooms.

[ He is checking out one of these bikes!! Is it real? Does it drive for real?? ]

[battling]

[He nudges one of the cars with his foot.]

Didn't they drive these things at the school?

[Near the end?]

[decaptych]

Man, I remember when we came back on Crow's giant fuck-you robot. Well, I came back on a trike but whatever.

[ He looks towards the very nervous-looking horse. Shield your eyes, horsey. Don't let Bradley harass you. ]

You ride anything? I forgot.

[battling]

A broom.

[You know? Wizards? Witches? Brooms?]

[decaptych]

Just that?

[ Funnily enough Aikawa's world also uses brooms for sorcerers sometimes so he's familiar. ]

Maybe there'll be a broom or something, looks like we should ride.

[battling]

Why would I use a carriage?

[It's slower and he'd need......... a horse.......

He is not seeing a broom, but there's an empty car. Which he just gets into. Here he goes.]

[decaptych]

I didn't say a carriage, what, do you think I'm fancy?

[ He just looks at Bradley getting into a fucking car. Oh, this should be good. And then the lights go red... red...

Greeeeeeen. ]

[battling]

[He does manage to stay in the car, but he has somehow immediately gotten himself turned around and is now just driving backwards]

[decaptych]

[ Vrooming past him on the bike and just. ]

What the fuck, how'd you do that?! How are you doing that now?!

[battling]

How should I know?! I don't drive anything!!

[decaptych]

I thought you could at least drive a broom!

[battling]

Ya ride a broom! Ride!

[




And then he falls off of rainbow road]

[decaptych]

Same thing -- ! BRADLEY?

[ HELLO????????? MAKING HIS BIKE SKID TO A STOP AND THENJUST PEERING OVER THE EDGE LIKE. HUH? ]

[battling]

[He is just falling......... and falling................. and falling........]

[decaptych]

[ WHAT DOES HE DO!!!! While Bradley is falling, Aikawa is somewhere out here freaking out. Hello!!!!!!!!! ]

[battling]

HEY! FINISH THE RACE!

[decaptych]

[ :PANIK: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's going to fucking RIDE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTORCYCLE RAINBOW ROAD??? And apparently he almost eats shit a couple of times but ultimately he will... ride out this race. Across the finish line...

And then spat back out into the hallway. PIKAGASP. He immediately straightens and looks around. ]

Bradley!

[battling]

[Uuugh.

He is propped up against the wall and looking out of it.]

[decaptych]

[ GRABS HIS SHOULDERS and steadies him he is actually legitimately concerned. ]

You okay?

[battling]

Feel awful.

[Grabs onto his arms for balance.]

[decaptych]

Yeah, fucking no shit. Were you just falling the entire time I had to keep driving?

[ The race part was wild in its own aspect but nothing like fucking FREEFALLING FOREVER. ]

[battling]

I dunno, but it felt like it.

[ It might feel like he's in a crash but he's free of all injuries. ]

Weird fucking door.

[decaptych]

Could be worse. Could be hell again, right?

Need some water?