Suitedreams: Aikawa

[battling]

You're a lizard forever

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[battling]

What the fuck.

[ What is going on in here, it's so bright and there are so many vehicles. ]

[decaptych]

I know, right? But right off the bat, this looks way more fun than a whole lot of the other rooms.

[ He is checking out one of these bikes!! Is it real? Does it drive for real?? ]

[battling]

[He nudges one of the cars with his foot.]

Didn't they drive these things at the school?

[Near the end?]

[decaptych]

Man, I remember when we came back on Crow's giant fuck-you robot. Well, I came back on a trike but whatever.

[ He looks towards the very nervous-looking horse. Shield your eyes, horsey. Don't let Bradley harass you. ]

You ride anything? I forgot.

[battling]

A broom.

[You know? Wizards? Witches? Brooms?]

[decaptych]

Just that?

[ Funnily enough Aikawa's world also uses brooms for sorcerers sometimes so he's familiar. ]

Maybe there'll be a broom or something, looks like we should ride.

[battling]

Why would I use a carriage?

[It's slower and he'd need......... a horse.......

He is not seeing a broom, but there's an empty car. Which he just gets into. Here he goes.]

[decaptych]

I didn't say a carriage, what, do you think I'm fancy?

[ He just looks at Bradley getting into a fucking car. Oh, this should be good. And then the lights go red... red...

Greeeeeeen. ]

[battling]

[He does manage to stay in the car, but he has somehow immediately gotten himself turned around and is now just driving backwards]

[decaptych]

[ Vrooming past him on the bike and just. ]

What the fuck, how'd you do that?! How are you doing that now?!

[battling]

How should I know?! I don't drive anything!!

[decaptych]

I thought you could at least drive a broom!

[battling]

Ya ride a broom! Ride!

[




And then he falls off of rainbow road]

[decaptych]

Same thing -- ! BRADLEY?

[ HELLO????????? MAKING HIS BIKE SKID TO A STOP AND THENJUST PEERING OVER THE EDGE LIKE. HUH? ]

[battling]

[He is just falling......... and falling................. and falling........]

[decaptych]

[ WHAT DOES HE DO!!!! While Bradley is falling, Aikawa is somewhere out here freaking out. Hello!!!!!!!!! ]

[battling]

HEY! FINISH THE RACE!

[decaptych]

[ :PANIK: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's going to fucking RIDE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOTORCYCLE RAINBOW ROAD??? And apparently he almost eats shit a couple of times but ultimately he will... ride out this race. Across the finish line...

And then spat back out into the hallway. PIKAGASP. He immediately straightens and looks around. ]

Bradley!

[battling]

[Uuugh.

He is propped up against the wall and looking out of it.]

[decaptych]

[ GRABS HIS SHOULDERS and steadies him he is actually legitimately concerned. ]

You okay?

[battling]

Feel awful.

[Grabs onto his arms for balance.]

[decaptych]

Yeah, fucking no shit. Were you just falling the entire time I had to keep driving?

[ The race part was wild in its own aspect but nothing like fucking FREEFALLING FOREVER. ]

[battling]

I dunno, but it felt like it.

[ It might feel like he's in a crash but he's free of all injuries. ]

Weird fucking door.

[decaptych]

Could be worse. Could be hell again, right?

Need some water?

[battling]

I never wanna be anywhere that hot ever again.

[He's not made for temperatures over "chilly"]

Yeah.